I could handle it when she had the first TV show.

I could deal with it when she started churning out cookbook after cookbook after cookbook.

I took it in stride when she got the next TV show, and the one after that.

Oh, and the talk show, which kind of blew my mind a little.  I won’t even make a fuss about how she was in FHM that one time, because holy crap, she did pretty well for herself there.

But now she has a magazine?  When the hell did that happen?  I know she’s nice and everything, and she looks really good sucking on a strawberry there, but when on earth did she ascend to Martha Stewart-level ubiquity?  Am I going to turn around in a few minutes and find her in my kitchen, laughin’ and jokin’ with people, and tellin’ me to take a big bite outta life?

Well.  Better to find Rachael cooking me a roast dressed like this than Martha Stewart, I guess.