Hey Mike! Where the hell have you been! It’s the holidays, I thought you’d have been doing all kinds of cooking and stuff!

Christmas tree? Care to field that one?

12 Bottles of Christmas, baby!

The LCBO’s thing this month is whisky.

Every month, they promote something new and different: Over the summer I can remember promotions for the wines of France, the beers of Europe, and I think a whole month dedicated to tequila — which I can definitely get behind. They use it as their way of maybe luring you over to products that you’d have never considered, and maybe coax you into buying something that you’d have never bothered with before.

Most of the time I can get behind it, but I think they’ve crossed the line from hip to slightly-embarrassingly-lame this time around.  Head on over to the website, you see, and you end up answering a three-question quiz that helps to “locate” you in the Whisky Generational timetable.

And what am I, you ask?

The sweater-wearing, trenchcoat-loving, smirk-bearing aficionado.  This should be all the answer you need to any question you have about web-based personality tests.